Monday 10 August 2009

predictions

1.It will rain for the next 3,000 fucking years

2. That Polish girl I fancy will be married already, to a
weightlifter whose just out of prison.

6 comments:

  1. 1. Only in Scotland

    2. She only wants you for your money anyway.

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  2. True. You seem like a sensible woman. You married to a weightlifter too?

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  3. Of course. All sensible women are.

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  4. I'll have to find an insensible one. Story of my life

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  5. i find the rain very cleansing. i like nothing better than to lie out in the garden, naked, and feel the acid corrode my evil flesh

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  6. Lucky bastard. I can't lie down because of the broken glass

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